You use your hiking stick for everyday things.

One of your children, wants to help you cross the road

You chase girls young enough to be your granddaughter, but you forget why. 😆

You try to get out of bed in the morning and your body feels like it had been beaten up in a football game the previous night.

When you are young and you do some hard exercise you end up feeling stiff and sore for a little while..

When your old you feel like that BEFORE you start exercising.. 🤣

you can remember being out in a crowd...

You get out of bed and forget what youre doing...

You dream about prunes

People on SW talk about "back in the day", and what they are talking about sounds like recent history to me! 😄

You lay awake at night trying to remember what it was you used to lay awake at night trying to forget.

there are only a few people at work who know your TV/Movie references.

You need double the dose of Viagra.

You hear young people use new words and don’t know what they mean

You creak when you move

Your body sounds like Rice Crispies cereal in the morning.
Snap crackle pop.!

You PM a 30yr old for n00dz and she says that you're the same age as her father 🧓

you pee every morning at 7
poop every morning at 8
but don't wake up until 9

Gray

You have to wear a stupid compression glove all the time.😢