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Doomflower · 36-40, F
Someone: Did you get your hair cut?
Me: No I got them all cut.
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Two peanuts walked into a city, one was a salted
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That’s too much pressure to perform.

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I’m sorry to hear that.

I’m not really much of a joke teller, to be honest. My sense of humor is more in line with a counterpuncher, though. I’m better at reacting with humor if that makes sense.

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[@812185,BamPow] I didn't write it for sympathy, but thanks ^^ And yeah, it makes sense. I'm the same.
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So if we were in a joke-off, it would be more of a staring contest until someone cracked the first joke.



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wasityou · 41-45, F
Why do scuba divers go overboard backwards?

If they went forward then they'd still be in the boat.
My dad doesn’t tell jokes as much as he says funny things with deadpan delivery.
[@328496,bijouxbroussard] Ah, that's a classic way of doing it
[@933848,MissG] My cousin once asked Pop if he waterskied as a kid.
Pop said, “Sure, but back then we had to use rowboats.”
How do you know your dad’s a dick? He abandoned your mom shortly after raping her and still expected total loyalty from the both of you for eternity! And then he named you Jesus!
[@775793,JustChris] hahah ^^

 
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