the muffin is still there. Funny or slightly horrifying now? It has rained for the past 5 days. No bird or squirrel has touched it. Humans seem like they can't see it. Now I'm wondering if it's a portkey...
If bugs and critters won't touch the muffin, then why are we eating that particular type of muffin? If it was made with shortening, not even roaches, ants nor flies will go near it.