I Have Never Been In a Relationship

Friends giving relationship advice: "Just be yourself and someone will love you for who you are."

Me: *me, some ugly a$$ guy with zero self-esteem and confidence is himself*

Also friends: "Be confident. Confidence is sexy."



[i]Another one[/i]:

Friends: "Just wait and be patient, the right person for you will come eventually."

Me: *waits for days, weeks, months, years*

Also friends: "Try dating apps."

Me: *tries dating apps, no success whatsoever*

Friends again: "We told you to just wait and be patient..."