I Want To Tell You What I'M Doing Today

I used to like airports, believe it or not. They used to feel like adventurous, exciting places - on the way to exploring the world.

Now, I dislike them. Too many loudasses on the loudspeaker. Too many unhappy kids and frustrated parents. Going through security sucks - you feel like you’re guilty until proven innocent. And it’s expensive, it’s overcrowded, it’s physically uncomfortable (and I’m not even that big), and it takes forever to do anything.

Flying is like riding a Greyhound bus, only more expensive.