I Like to Write Short Stories
Roger and his girl Joon were sitting on the fence overlooking the baseball field. It was raining hard but they didn't mind, they were wearing their finest rain gear, and just hanging out together watching the world move around them was always great fun.
Roger laughed suddenly, "Remember that squirrel yesterday when that dog came out of his house and nearly caught him by the fence.. I nearly died laughing"
"He.." <laughing>, "he nearly made it up that tree, but missed it by about 2 inches.. ", <hysterical laughter>, "and the dog was trying to step on him so he could sink his teeth in", <more laughter>, "Oh My God" he said, "I nearly died laughing".
Joon looked at him very seriously, "and would you have laughed if that dog had ripped his head off, or maybe his legs or something?"
Roger looked at her and had to wipe the rain from under his eyes. She always looked so serious, it was hard to tell when she was joking.
"I don't know" he said, "I suppose not, but he didn't get him did he, so it is OK to laugh at it now right?"
<more laughter>, "and did you see his face when he climbed that tree? It is hard to imagine him with bigger eyes, and I swear his face was white even though he was completely black"
"Your an asshole Roger" Joon said as she looked out over the field.
They could see something coming, it started out small and grew larger as it got closer.
They watched as a man and his dog came walking past, the man looked up at them and it looked as though he waved.
"Did he just wave at us?" Roger asked.
"I think he did" Joon said.
"Strange" said Roger.
"Yes.. very" said Joon.
The dog was sniffing around on the ground, then stopped and crouched down to take a poop. The human stood there watching, and when he was done he pulled out a plastic bag and went over to pick it up.
"Ewww" said Joon.
"Ewww Yuck" said Roger, "Humans are so stupid, I don't under stand them half the time"
The dog ran up to the human, and the human was giving him scratches, it was obvious they loved each other very much.
"Is he rubbing dog poo into his fur? I mean it must get on his fingers no?" said Roger.
"Could be" said Joon, "why don't you go down there and investigate?"
Roger tried to roll his eyes, but nobody could ever see it since his eyes were completely black, still he did it out of sentiment.
"Do you think that dog is his mate?" asked Roger.
"I suppose he could be" said Joon.
"But aren't they both boys?" said Roger.
"Yes I think they are, but they aren't like us, they don't follow any kind of logic like we do" said Joon.
They were both silent for a couple of minutes as they watched them walk away.
"Which one do you think jumps on top?" Asked Roger
"Your an asshole Roger" said Joon.
Roger laughed suddenly, "Remember that squirrel yesterday when that dog came out of his house and nearly caught him by the fence.. I nearly died laughing"
"He.." <laughing>, "he nearly made it up that tree, but missed it by about 2 inches.. ", <hysterical laughter>, "and the dog was trying to step on him so he could sink his teeth in", <more laughter>, "Oh My God" he said, "I nearly died laughing".
Joon looked at him very seriously, "and would you have laughed if that dog had ripped his head off, or maybe his legs or something?"
Roger looked at her and had to wipe the rain from under his eyes. She always looked so serious, it was hard to tell when she was joking.
"I don't know" he said, "I suppose not, but he didn't get him did he, so it is OK to laugh at it now right?"
<more laughter>, "and did you see his face when he climbed that tree? It is hard to imagine him with bigger eyes, and I swear his face was white even though he was completely black"
"Your an asshole Roger" Joon said as she looked out over the field.
They could see something coming, it started out small and grew larger as it got closer.
They watched as a man and his dog came walking past, the man looked up at them and it looked as though he waved.
"Did he just wave at us?" Roger asked.
"I think he did" Joon said.
"Strange" said Roger.
"Yes.. very" said Joon.
The dog was sniffing around on the ground, then stopped and crouched down to take a poop. The human stood there watching, and when he was done he pulled out a plastic bag and went over to pick it up.
"Ewww" said Joon.
"Ewww Yuck" said Roger, "Humans are so stupid, I don't under stand them half the time"
The dog ran up to the human, and the human was giving him scratches, it was obvious they loved each other very much.
"Is he rubbing dog poo into his fur? I mean it must get on his fingers no?" said Roger.
"Could be" said Joon, "why don't you go down there and investigate?"
Roger tried to roll his eyes, but nobody could ever see it since his eyes were completely black, still he did it out of sentiment.
"Do you think that dog is his mate?" asked Roger.
"I suppose he could be" said Joon.
"But aren't they both boys?" said Roger.
"Yes I think they are, but they aren't like us, they don't follow any kind of logic like we do" said Joon.
They were both silent for a couple of minutes as they watched them walk away.
"Which one do you think jumps on top?" Asked Roger
"Your an asshole Roger" said Joon.
