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Online shopping spree complete

Someone needs to stop me by any means necessary
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MarkPaul · 26-30, M
Provide a list of your purchases... they will be donated.
Shpiders · 22-25
@MarkPaul I don't even remember what I bought now 😭
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@Shpiders You've got a problem. 🧔 Let me ask you, when you eat out, do you feel the waiter NEEDS to know your name? *Lights pipe and leans forward*
Shpiders · 22-25
@MarkPaul I announce my name to the entire restaurant on arrival. I then go around to each table and do individual introductions before being escorted to the kitchen to meet the kitchen staff.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@Shpiders 🧔 No one cares to know your name. Don't you see... this is at the core of your problem. And, it is a problem. *Leans back, tugs at pipe and pulls from mouth*
Shpiders · 22-25
@MarkPaul I'm a problem
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@Shpiders 🧔 *Raises left eyebrow*
Shpiders · 22-25
@MarkPaul I'm so confused
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@Shpiders 🧔 Yes. Of course. Okay... *Places pipe on top of glass table*