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I Come In Peace

For I am the chosen prophet of Eggfart. No obeisance required. She doesn't judge, punish, or command us. Good, and bad are human distinctions. Marijuana smokers do get preferential treatment, since the smoke closely mimics the smell of divine Eggfart. Praise her, or not, whatever.

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MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

I just spoke with J. R. "Bob" Dobbs, who well remembers his hot teenage nights with Eggfart in his 66 Nova, gittin' it on parked in back of Gryphonburger. Praaise "Bob"! Praaaise the Hell outa Eggfart!

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@MissPriscillaPrim I'm not alone!? Also Eggy must like 66 vehicles. I have a 66 Bigbolt.

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

Oh, and he mentioned they thought they spotted some weird spaghetti-looking thing flying past their windshield

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

Eggfart's more p.c. incarnation.

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

Pasta Cthuzulu?

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

And dontcha love Cosmos for pullin that kinda shit on us? I find several Bigbolts on the inertness... Is that the kind you fasten with, or drive in and out? Maybe both?

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

Yes.😁 But seriously, a bigbolt is an old deuce and a half Chevy.

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

@Lostsavage Sweet. I'm a retired fiddler not a motorhead, but I admire folks who keep old machines alive.

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@MissPriscillaPrim I call it "old reliable" 'cause when all other vehicles fail, my bigbolt just keeps on rolling.

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

Music is my failsafe vehicle :D

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

@MissPriscillaPrim I couldn't handle a world without music. Play around on the bass, myself.

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

Charles Mingus. Edgar Meyer. Slam Stewart even. How could I forget Jack Casady... his work with Hendrix on Voodoo Chile, Oohhhoooh.

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

Hell yeah. Wish I played that well.

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

O me too... but I try to remember the best single lesson I ever got from a teacher. You probably heard it too: Even the greatest are just like the rest of us, always trying to get it a little better next time (unless they're douchebags).

Lostsavage · 46-50, M

True. Been nice chatting with you. I gotta go. Friend me, if you like.

MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T

You too, Sir. Ciao