I Have Something to Say

Today I've broken two pairs of glasses by stepping on them. One pair was already on the ground and I stepped backwards onto them. One pair fell off my lap when I lifted my leg up to see if they were on the floor, and they weren't until I put my foot back down, on them.

Today has not been the first time I've trodden on two pairs of glasses in quick succession. Luckily I have plenty more. Unluckily I have no idea where they are