Does an apple a day keep the Dr. away?

They say it does but it's not good when you need one and you have ate an apple :(

Apples really are good for you.

depends on your aim..

It’s the pectin. But what Drs these days make house all? Beside, who wants some guy or gal jabbing your rear end w/needles, thermometers and who knows what else? Ergo...A bag of Washington Reds at the ready!

if you keep paying him with apples his practice will fold

It obviously makes you too lazy to type "doctor" in full.

Helps clean the gall bladder so maybe it does

Andrew, no apples are keeping me away from you😏

It’s good for “regularity”, certainly.🍎🍏