It's hard being a man: There's no make-up. No extensions. No fake eyelashes. If you're ugly, you're ugly.

The good thing is that unless you are a gay man, you are almost always universally happy with who and what you are and don't have any need to change that. If you do want to change how you look physically, then you have to work at it. Make up is a mask that hides the real person and creates a false impression. Sad but true.