I Am a Dork
**ALERT** **WARNING**
Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don’t copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your records. This is real. I got the message first-hand from Elvis. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE check in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don’t re-post this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest!
Facebook will begin stealing your undergarments at midnight tonight if you don’t copy & paste this message in the next 37 seconds, forward it to everyone in your mailing list, print a hard copy for your records. This is real. I got the message first-hand from Elvis. Not only will Facebook start charging you tomorrow, they are also going to bill your credit card for the past 3 years of services. Luckily, each person who copies & pastes this status will receive a FREE check in the mail tomorrow. However, if you don’t re-post this status, Facebook code has been set up to automatically set your computer on fire & harm an innocent bunny in the forest!
