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My neighbour can't cook. Whatever he made today smelled like burned fart

Which I'm not sure whether it's better or worse than the smell of burning smelly socks thing he made last week 馃槺馃ぎ馃あ
JoeyFoxx51-55, M
Time for an intervention?

Oh wait. This is Ireland. Most Irish food tastes like boiled potatoes.

Right?
SW-User
@JoeyFoxx omg yes, it's all we ever make, potatoes for life馃馃馃馃馃馃
cherokeepatti61-69, F
Burnt farts 馃槀
SW-User
@cherokeepatti it was so bad. My daughter was gagging
cherokeepatti61-69, F
@SW-User that鈥檚 bad
SW-User
@cherokeepatti his poor kids, I think he's feeding them absolute rubbish food
TrippyF
* considers cooking skills...peeps out window * 馃ズ
SW-User
So basically, he is burning everything and experimenting with which offensive smell to produce.馃槀
SW-User
@SW-User yesss. The only normal smelling thing so far has been toast 馃槀
SW-User
@SW-User I feel so bad for his stomach and taste buds now. 馃槀
Wolf90M
Bet you are happy you didn't have to taste it! 馃槼
SW-User
@Wolf90 I sure am
Yulianna22-25, F
馃檮 ah! the joy of having no neighbours!
SW-User
Hope he doesn't burns the house.
AzlottoM
He might be cooking meth.
SW-User
@Azlotto lol, it smells that bad?
AzlottoM
@SW-User I heard it smells really bad.
MagentaF
@Azlotto I had that thought too. I hear it smells horrible.
MagentaF
馃ぃ馃樂
basilfawlty8931-35, M
Question: how do you know what either of those smell like?
SW-User
@basilfawlty89 in my imagination this is how I'm explaining the horrendous smell coming from there earlier
basilfawlty8931-35, M
@SW-User cause I just wanted to say lighting your farts on fire is a strange hobby.
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