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My neighbour can't cook. Whatever he made today smelled like burned fart

Which I'm not sure whether it's better or worse than the smell of burning smelly socks thing he made last week 馃槺馃ぎ馃あ
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cherokeepatti61-69, F
Burnt farts 馃槀
[@16806,cherokeepatti] it was so bad. My daughter was gagging
cherokeepatti61-69, F
[@435994,MightyAphrodite] that鈥檚 bad
[@16806,cherokeepatti] his poor kids, I think he's feeding them absolute rubbish food
RoosterM
Sounds like my ex wife! She couldn't cook for shit!!!
Yulianna22-25, F
馃檮 ah! the joy of having no neighbours!
[@156315,Yulianna] lol
JoeyFoxx51-55, M
Time for an intervention?

Oh wait. This is Ireland. Most Irish food tastes like boiled potatoes.

Right?
[@802348,JoeyFoxx] omg yes, it's all we ever make, potatoes for life馃馃馃馃馃馃
So basically, he is burning everything and experimenting with which offensive smell to produce.馃槀
[@44604,Aidolovemostofyourthoughts] yesss. The only normal smelling thing so far has been toast 馃槀
[@435994,MightyAphrodite] I feel so bad for his stomach and taste buds now. 馃槀
TrippyF
* considers cooking skills...peeps out window * 馃ズ
AzlottoM
He might be cooking meth.
[@913049,Azlotto] lol, it smells that bad?
AzlottoM
[@435994,MightyAphrodite] I heard it smells really bad.
MagentaF
[@913049,Azlotto] I had that thought too. I hear it smells horrible.
Hope he doesn't burns the house.
Wolf9031-35, M
Bet you are happy you didn't have to taste it! 馃槼
[@806190,Wolf90] I sure am
basilfawlty8931-35, M
Question: how do you know what either of those smell like?
[@23671,basilfawlty89] in my imagination this is how I'm explaining the horrendous smell coming from there earlier
basilfawlty8931-35, M
[@435994,MightyAphrodite] cause I just wanted to say lighting your farts on fire is a strange hobby.
MagentaF
馃ぃ馃樂

 
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