Does your stomach hurt?

If it is burning I get a cup of water water and dissolve a spoon full of real honey in it and drink it straight down, that coats the lining of the stomach and heals it. I did that yesterday when my stomach was burning and then ate Chicken Masala, no problem after that.

Lol @mighty but actually that might actually help (so I've heard) :) lol

Not today but I have had that at one time or another..

I've heard so too.. (I drink it for protection) :P

never eat at that place ever again...

Drink wine!

Put a hot water bottle on it

Lol

What do you do when you know you are not welcomed amongst humanity?

Whine and drink clear soda.

Fart

Throw myself in front of moving traffic, usually eases up the pain pretty quick :D

just kill yourself I guess