Does your stomach hurt?

If it is burning I get a cup of water water and dissolve a spoon full of real honey in it and drink it straight down, that coats the lining of the stomach and heals it. I did that yesterday when my stomach was burning and then ate Chicken Masala, no problem after that.

Lol @mighty but actually that might actually help (so I've heard) :) lol

Not today but I have had that at one time or another..

I've heard so too.. (I drink it for protection) :P

never eat at that place ever again...

Put a hot water bottle on it

Drink wine!

Fart

Throw myself in front of moving traffic, usually eases up the pain pretty quick :D

What do you do when you know you are not welcomed amongst humanity?

Whine and drink clear soda.

just kill yourself I guess

Lol