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Tried milking one once. Didn't realize it was a male bull till after it shot spunk all over my hand.

Moral of the story, stay away from animals.

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kodiac · 22-25, M

Dude he would have stomped you long before that happened

RemovedUsername1168905 · 31-35, M

@kodiac Nah bro, when bulls are on it they're in it to win it.

kodiac · 22-25, M

@RemovedUsername1168905 have you ever been on a farm? I live on one and that's our bull brutus. What do you call a bull wacking off in a field?

RemovedUsername1168905 · 31-35, M

@kodiac what do I call a bull whacking off in a field? A new viral video.

kodiac · 22-25, M

RemovedUsername1168905 · 31-35, M

@kodiac oh my fucking God....I'd shake your hand but Ive got sweaty hands. YOU are the sunshine of my life.

kodiac · 22-25, M

@RemovedUsername1168905 🤣This post deserved that response

@kodiac hey lil bro. You got music for me? I’m getting dark again.

kodiac · 22-25, M

@DarkHeaven Coming up

RemovedUsername1168905 · 31-35, M

@kodiac I'm gonna save that for my next bar pick up line. I love being me