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Tried milking one once. Didn't realize it was a male bull till after it shot spunk all over my hand.

Moral of the story, stay away from animals.
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missbeez · 26-30, F
Sounds like bull shit haha
[@486083,missbeez] depends, dinner and a movie and I'm down for 50 shades of poor.
missbeez · 26-30, F
[@1168905,Semenstains] you play with bull haha
[@486083,missbeez] it's a family tradition. Like family recipes and wedding dresses. It's a right of passage. Don't judge me
Snorky · 26-30, F
Disgusting zoophile
[@1023521,Snorky] It's 2020 sweetheart, gay is a relative term now. Lol you ever been on a farm?
Snorky · 26-30, F
[@1168905,Semenstains] no shit it is 2020 there are a lot of stupid people in 2020 and you're one of them.
[@1023521,Snorky] Snorky, I appreciate your genuine honesty, thank you.
[@605647,DarkHeaven] Thank you, thank you. I'll be here for like another 2 hours.
theUnDeforestedMind · 56-60, M
And the bull didn't even pay you.....🤣🤣
[@1165664,theUnDeforestedMind] or the farmer filming it all.
Tres13 · 51-55, M
You knew
[@476434,Tres13] Sir this is a Mcdonalds
kodiac · 18-21, M
Dude he would have stomped you long before that happened
[@665475,kodiac] hey lil bro. You got music for me? I’m getting dark again.
kodiac · 18-21, M
[@605647,DarkHeaven] Coming up
[@665475,kodiac] I'm gonna save that for my next bar pick up line. I love being me
Azlotto · M
LMAO! Could be worse.

[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtSazFb5qM]
[@913049,Azlotto] exactly like that except I didn't swallow it.

 
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