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JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Surveying the sea of comments that now lay before me.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@JohnnySpot Wait... I thought I already had the job. I'm literally entitled to it.
@MarkPaul I agree, I think there is a clause for entitlement.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
The creative interests which you express fit the unified pattern.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@JohnnySpot Cool. So, when do I start? Do I get the corner office?
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
You'll be sharing a nook with Some Like It Hot.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@JohnnySpot Well, I'm here to work anyway... not anything else.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
He has always offered me nothing but an unvarnished account.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@JohnnySpot What position title can I put on the business card? I was thinking something like, Head Writer."
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
I have informed the reporters you're the new Chief Pressman.
MarkPaul · 26-30, M
@JohnnySpot Sounds good. I won't let you down. My mother wants to talk to you about the health care plan, the 401k company match, and tax preparation reimbursement.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Certainly, yes indeed, she does understand how important this is.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
@SomeLikeItHot Have you received your "What would Johnny do" wristband yet?
@JohnnySpot Is that how you brand your new sheep?
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
@SomeLikeItHot You've got to appreciate that I'm only doing my job.
@JohnnySpot That would be "what Johnny is told to do" on the wristband.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
The blood of the graybeards no longer holds any sway.
@JohnnySpot
Have you been released from that oath?
Have you been released from that oath?
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Jack Daniels died from an infection after kicking a safe.🗄
@JohnnySpot
If he only remembered the combination.
If he only remembered the combination.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
..and he had opened that safe every day for years.
@JohnnySpot could have been some emotional animosity.
JohnnySpot · 56-60, M
Oprah discussed it on her television show about brain farts.
