I Love Jokes And Riddles

So once my friend kept making jokes about my height, since I'm 4'10. He made some stupid puns and jokes that made me end up throwing his phone across the room. He looked me at with some surprised face then slowly whispered in my ears, "Jesus, Destrey.. Are you short-tempered?"

Him and his puns. .-.

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angeldelight76

Good for you he think before he opens his mouth again lol

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shoedanglefan

He must be VERY SHORT SIDED.

Saturnalia · 22-25, M

Good thing his bill will be BELOW AVERAGE.

shoedanglefan

Like his IQ

shoedanglefan

Great People DO come in Small Pachages. If he can't see the REAL YOU,then HE'S the one being SHORT CHANGED.....and getting the SHORT END OF THE STICK.

IllusionaryGentleman39

Short girls are cute to me, mostly because I'm only 5'3 on a good day. I don't think the pun was in the short-tempered but in the Jesus part lol!

AveryAmbition

Go on YouTube and look up Destrey throws a TV.. you guys then watch his videos.

Saturnalia · 22-25, M

I know him. My name is Destrey too.

fenrirandimpachi

lol that's funny I have a friend that's about 4'8-4'9 I call her a wee little lass

Annaambrose

Whoa, i think his phone is on " short " insurance coverage.

enigmawar

.-. give that man a cookie

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