Use the words "pneumococcal", "slappy" and "namaste" in a sentence

Her treatment for the pneumococcal pneumonia made her a little slappy, so they recommended she take up yoga, and now she just walks around saying "namaste" all the time.

The pneumococcal vaccination made me get slappy with the nurse; we then drank tea, and as I left, I said namiste.

While practicing his namaste salute to the gods, Slappy the clown coughed up pneumococcal bacteria all over his leotards..

the slappy pneumococcal thingy fell out his butt as he bent to namaste?..