What makes you defensive?

Probably when somebody tries to tell me how I feel about something.

DA FUQ YOU MEAN?!

Disrespect

When I know I'm right and they're wrong.

When someone judges me or assume something, when they give unsolicited advice.

People’s opinions on my insecurities

Attackers, I guess

Laziness

Attacks

My Ego.

Pointless, meaningless bull shit people throw at me without knowing me or the situation. I usually avoid that unless it's a direct hit on my work and life offline.

Making fun of my tiny pecker.

People questioning my integrity without good reason. I take that shit very seriously.