Anyone know how to make money in the stock market?

My company makes me pick which “funds” my 401 money goes to. They list like 20. So I have to pay a guy to decide for me?@luctoretemergo

I see....that's hard because (as you said) there's a lot of them.
They sometimes have a guy you can call to get advice but don't bother.
Don't do more than 2 or 3. Look at the performance...stay away from ones that are tech base or emerging markets, etc. You want long term (your not 20!)….look for the ones w/the best return and keep a little in the one that's a money market...just in case. Watch it every week. Check it! There's some that say another 2008 is coming so be ready to make the call and pull it back to the money market fund if you have to! ALSO-if they match (say you put in 10%, the company puts in 5%) put the amount in that they match...it's free money! Got it? Good luck..ok I have to get back to reading the depraved sex stuff on here! (kidding!)….
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@EnigmaticGeek What's the point though? You checked the box of answering the question, but you failed to advance the discussion. You literally free-loaded, dude. That's not something of which to be proud.

@MarkPaul What value have all of your judgments provided to anyone? You seem to have nothing but time to waste. I didn't even answer the question to obtain pride.

I'm done wasting my time on this thread.

@EnigmaticGeek Well, good day to you sir. You're welcome back here anytime. You may get a survey about my service to you. Please remember to say you were completely satisfied.