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Microwave.
"AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT"
*Autobots transform and drive away, except for Micro, who suddenly dings and opens his door to display a warm burrito*
"AUTOBOTS ROLL OUT"
*Autobots transform and drive away, except for Micro, who suddenly dings and opens his door to display a warm burrito*
Asm0deus 路 F
Fuck machine.
SW-User
A sybian. Nobody wants to see someone riding Bumblebee's face.
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Asm0deus 路 F
I just said the same thing as well 馃槀 @SW-User
SW-User
@Asm0deus Great minds! 馃槒鉂わ笍
Asm0deus 路 F
Indeed 馃槒 @SW-User
raysam363 路 31-35, F
I'd think an electric can opener. "Imma get you, just come closer- ah, lost the connection. Just wedge your head up here again."
ImKelsey 路 26-30, F
Rotating dildo with flashing lights- and music.
GoldenWorm 路 51-55, M
@ImKelsey do the flashing lights help?
YMITheWayIM 路 46-50, M
Mobile phone.
SW-User
Life support
SW-User
Vibrating butt plug
accidentalsaint 路 M
@SW-User did you made it up or it does exist? 馃え
GoldenWorm 路 51-55, M
Endoscope
Quizzical 路 46-50, M
@GoldenWorm The Decepticon Gutwrencher!
accidentalsaint 路 M
vibrator!
Laser pointer
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goliathtree 路 56-60, M
mechanical marital aid along the lines of Zappa's magical pig.
SW-User
Colonoscopy pump 馃槚 it would be a shitty view 馃槀
Gumba1000 路 M
A mobility scooter
ozgirl512 路 26-30, F
A sewing machine?
KaiserSolze 路 46-50, F
A sewing machine
DoOverMan 路 46-50, M
Electric bidet seat
SW-User
A giant stapler馃槀
AT20rt 路 22-25, M
A refrigerator
Eternity 路 26-30, M
A zamboni
uncalled4 路 56-60, M
A smartphone that can only post on SW