Before the grand jury calls me up, I'd like to confess!

Naughty

I've tried Russian vodka, personally I prefer Polish vodka, it's much smootherski. Although they can't be that far removed, cause the night at the club where I was drinking it, I was Rush'n around & [b]K[/b]ept [b]G[/b]rabb'n [b]B[/b]ums

I sure hope they have mercy on you. Better be careful on both sides... The Russians love the firing squad... So I hear...

As your Lawyer,
I strongly advise that we have Immediate Hot Sex on red, white and blue sheets several times with Patriotic American music playing!

You should scream "God Bless America!" after each orgasm!
We will film this and show it as evidence to "get you off" (or the Grand Jury off)

Just don't change your story and you'll be fine.

But feel free to elaborate on how it was inappropriate. Sounds more interesting than what's in the news.

I love the movies, White Knights and Hunt for Red October...... I guess I was influenced too.

"I have in my briefcase the names of thirteen confirmed Russophiles in the State Department."

U pinko comi mother....

Oh gosh, how I love Caviar!😋💙
I wish it was a food group, an affordable one 😆😂👻🤷

You are basically MY PEOPLE!!!

😏😀👏🏼🌞👭😌🌹🥂