Before the grand jury calls me up, I'd like to confess!

I've had inappropriate contact with Russian influences ... I've drunk vodka on several occasions, I've seen a Russian film, even attempted to read Dostoyevsky ... And once I had caviar!
Sorry ..

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CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

I sure hope they have mercy on you. Better be careful on both sides... The Russians love the firing squad... So I hear...

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic that's why I came forward... Or was it backwards. 🤔

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@ozgirl512 I'll beg for mercy as a character witness at your trial.

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic awwe thank you ... And will you hang on to this bag of cash, I mean laundry, during the trial please ?

Valerian · 100+, M

@ozgirl512 forward or backwards🤔
[center]As long as you came[/center]
That's what counts! 😉

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@ozgirl512 most definitely. They'll never think to look in my closet!

Valerian · 100+, M

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic OK
I'll bring Mercy as a character witness

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@Valerian OK and I'm just doing my friends laundry 😂

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic too true... You never do know what you'll find in a closet ;)

Valerian · 100+, M

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic 1/2 of that laundry is mine since I'm the one putting a Huge Defense up in her "favor"

Valerian · 100+, M

@ozgirl512 in your closet?
Probably you and Sue getting overtly Patriotic with each other

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@Valerian well it's her closet... She's allowed to do what or who she wants in there lol

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@Valerian @ozgirl512 What happens in the closet stays in the closet

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic I thought that was Vegas? ... Never mind... As long as there's room enough

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@ozgirl512 Vegas... Closet... Same thing right?

Valerian · 100+, M

@ozgirl512 Yes!
But I have a defense contract that allows me to watch as a character witness to insure nothing Russian-like happens in there!

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@Valerian well I don't like cleaning up blood so there will be no assassinations in my closet!

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic true... You may have a point .. Been a while since I've been in a closet .. might have forgotten a few things

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@ozgirl512 Haha I should be the one forgetting things at my age lol @Valerian Should really have memory problems at his age though!

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic it is hard to wash out lol

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic and I thought red heads never aged, they just got more fiery ;)

Valerian · 100+, M

@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic No!no no!
I remember, i have a special exercise I do to stay up with things.

CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F

@Valerian I have a special ritual I do. It's called sleep lol