Before the grand jury calls me up, I'd like to confess!

I've had inappropriate contact with Russian influences ... I've drunk vodka on several occasions, I've seen a Russian film, even attempted to read Dostoyevsky ... And once I had caviar!
Sorry ..

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Valerian · 100+, M

As your Lawyer,
I strongly advise that we have Immediate Hot Sex on red, white and blue sheets several times with Patriotic American music playing!

You should scream "God Bless America!" after each orgasm!
We will film this and show it as evidence to "get you off" (or the Grand Jury off)

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@Valerian interesting defence idea... Now if you had a female lawyer you could send round ...

Valerian · 100+, M

@ozgirl512 My assistant Sue will happily take you on... I'll quietly film, take notes and change music tracks.

ozgirl512 · 26-30, F

@Valerian I'm sure you will take notes lol..it's a deposition after all

Valerian · 100+, M

@ozgirl512 deposition in various positions are best for positioning the opposition