What's the absolute worst thing that can happen to you while taking a giant, satisfying dump?

it would come out my dick.

Fall down the outhouse seat

I'm roleplaying dead and I have to go in my pants and I have to lay there knowing a bunch of people are going to have to deal with it..

Something in the toilet eating it and looking up further 😳

A snake comes up from the outhouse floor and bites your ass.

Your boss calls your cell phone.

Live 9 News Crew!

My legs fall asleep

Heart attack

no TP