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I Hate Old People

This is a a verbal warning to all 40+ year old people. Please refrain from discussing your sex life. Nobody wants to here about your sagging bodies having sex. It’s disgusting and creates a hostile environment for the rest of us. Please delete all your posts of sexual nature right now.


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badminton · 61-69, MVIP

I'm a sex machine.
666Maggotz · F
Don’t mix booze with viagra @badminton
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
SW-User
There are ugly 20yr olds too. Nobody wants to see their asses reproducing either. Youth doesn't exempt you from being slapped with the fugly stick.

That said, I won't tell you about fisting myself using butter as lube.
666Maggotz · F
I already stated I hate ugly people. But I’m talking about old people right now. @SW-User
SW-User
@666Maggotz Ok, my bad ✋
ChadFord · 31-35, M
75 is the new 55. 😄@666Maggotz
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SW-User
Wait. Bodies sag at 40?
@SW-User I’m trying. I’m sure I don’t act my age exactly but it’s hard. I lost about 11 years of my life and feel like I’m still 31. I know I’m not of course but it’s hard to shake free of that feeling.
@SW-User I think you are graceful already, my friend. Light & love. 🖤🤗
SW-User
@JustGoneNow 💙🤗
TheConstantGardener · 61-69, M
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I’m sure it’s more of a content thing than an age thing. Just saying. I would agree minus the age part. Many things in the bedroom should stay there.
SW-User
im 41.. im not saggy...
666Maggotz · F
You’re not fooling me @SW-User
@SW-User Much of it has to do with how much weight you carry and have carried (including pregnancy.) Skin only has so much elasticity.
BlueRain · 51-55, F
You will be over 40 too.
BlueRain · 51-55, F
Don’t say that!
666Maggotz · F
I already plan on ending on my 30th birthday 😈 @BlueRain
BlueRain · 51-55, F
That’s very disturbing. Turning 40 is no big deal.
silentwriter180 · 56-60, F
And there goes your freedom of speech.
666Maggotz · F
I’m not the US government. You don’t have freedom of speech with ME. @silentwriter180
sunrisehawk · 61-69, M
You'll be one of us soon enough...
666Maggotz · F
I already have a suicide plan for my 30th birthday @sunrisehawk
sunrisehawk · 61-69, M
@666Maggotz Heck life is just starting to get going at that point...
goliathtree · 56-60, M
Once you go old....nah forget it...you couldn't handle it.
666Maggotz · F
Not with you. The ladies in prison. @goliathtree
goliathtree · 56-60, M
I thought you wanted me in prison with you....ah well...you are still missing out.
SW-User
calicuz · 56-60, M
Did she just call me old? 🤔
666Maggotz · F
Yes I did @calicuz
calicuz · 56-60, M
@666Maggotz

Good thing I never post about my sex life...lol...
marvn5694 · 46-50, M
But some claim they have your bits.
666Maggotz · F
I’m an innie, not an outie @Aliveshock
@666Maggotz
I didn’t know candy pops had innies and outies
666Maggotz · F
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666Maggotz · F
That’s disgusting. You’re under arrest. @hahaheheuhhaha
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GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Don't hate on us just because you aren't getting any!!!
666Maggotz · F
I get plenty lol @GJOFJ3
GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
@666Maggotz I figured that you do
666Maggotz · F
I’m too sexy @GJOFJ3
Artistworkingalone · 56-60, F
Lol in less than 20 years you’ll be 40+. Lets hope you won’t be sex crazed as you think all “old” people are. 🤣🤣
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666Maggotz · F
Trust me, you won’t be alive to see it! @pagandad
666Maggotz · F
Magenta · F
Lol. MINUS the age part, I agree about keeping it private. Don't ask, don't tell..

And I know some pretty sexy and attractive 50+ year old's. Plus I'm way past 40 and not very saggy.
Brianthesnail · 61-69, M
Oh I get it. An ironic post for racists and sexists to,show how stupid they are

Well played!
Brianthesnail · 61-69, M
@666Maggotz when I was born, drugs and rock n roll were already passé
Now, sex we could discuss . . . .
Oh wait, not allowed. 😜
666Maggotz · F
You’re too old for this lifestyle @Brianthesnail
Brianthesnail · 61-69, M
Useless eater, Hitler would have called me.
I think he was about 33 when he formed the Nazi party
SW-User
Can i still talk about the L word ?
666Maggotz · F
You will stop unless you want a minimum of 10 years in prison with no chance or parole! @Straylight
SW-User
@666Maggotz 😂😂
Straylight · F
@666Maggotz
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666Maggotz · F
“Stupid idiot” seem redundant, huh? @Pianist1234
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uncalled4 · 56-60, M
That's why they call it bumping uglies.
firefall · 61-69, M
y'all can fuck off
666Maggotz · F
That’s right! @firefall

 
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