What are the advantages of being single?

It isn't something I'd choose deliberately, though if one's own needs absolutely have to come first, for mental health reasons, I think it's a requirement, sadly, and so my preference.

1. Nobody to worry about
2. Nobody controls you
3. You can have the entire place to yourself
4. Hog the bed all you want
5. Nobody eats the food you were saving for later
6. You can date casually and explore new people
7. It's cheaper
8. Less stress
9. More time for friends
10. Nobody to clean up after

Starfishing in bed

*exhales deeply*

🎼 freedom 🎼😜