Why don't we all get together and sacrifice goats to satan and eat cake?

Viper · M

[b][center][u]Why don't sacrifice GOATs and eat cake?[/u][/center][/b]

1) Because they claim it's unethical to kill LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Serena Williams, Bo Jackson, Carl Lewis, Tiger Woods, Willie Mays, Jerry Rice Rodger Federer, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers and Bill Belichick

2) You keep buying the black-market cake mix from that dude with horns and it taste like brunt dirt... it's nasty and poor taste-ing

Redstar · 36-40, M

@Viper I'm pretty sure that killing at least one of those people would be acceptable.
And I like burnt dirt. It has a crispness that you wont find in anything else.

Viper · M

@Redstar Even if one were acceptable to be killed, the question CLEARLY states Goat[b][big][c=#BF0000][u]s[/u][/c][/big][/b] (as in multiples), and the devil is in the details!

Yeah I'm not sure it's burnt dirt or actually the remains of former sacrifice goats ...

Redstar · 36-40, M

Hopefully both.

SW-User

Because two wrongs don't make a right

Redstar · 36-40, M

@SW-User I never knew that getting people together and eating cake was so wrong.

SW-User

@Redstar Well I am diabetic

Redstar · 36-40, M

Hey, remember before I knew that and this post was just some stupid fun? Good times :)

DrWatson · 70-79, M

I don't have any goats handy, so I'll just eat cake.

Redstar · 36-40, M

@DrWatson There can be no cake without sacrifice.

DrWatson · 70-79, M

@Redstar I am doing just fine, eating cake without any sacrifice to satan, thank you!

Redstar · 36-40, M

@DrWatson That can't be right.

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