Ask it for vampirism. If it seems to consider it then also state that werewolves suck. Most vampires will go for turning you on just the basis of hating werewolves.
@SW-User I know right. Apparently she was keeping it till today actually because she didn't want to leave it out with the cats, and so we let it go a little while ago.
Apparently it was trying to sleep inside the napkin in the thing she put it in.
