I never get text messages so when I do I always have a mini heart attack

Same here, the first thing I think is "damn, some shit must've happened". Then it's usually just my mobile operator sending warnings about being on a low credit or near the internet data cap/threshold, or other stuff like that 😬

Mini heart attack? Is that an Alabamian thing?

I love texting you. Just hit me up and I'll always bring messages back at ya. :-*

Haven't seen you around in while. I hope you are doing well ❤