oh boy do I

The first time I ever, EVER, stayed up til 5am..

see at that time my brother (about 35) was staying on the couch, and my laptop shenanigans were right there in the dining room.

I remember I had a few Mikes hard lemonade, talked to E all night, and my brother woke up so confused..

his innocent sister, drinking and awake at 5am. it was a shock for me too.

he went to work and I crawled on my hands and knees to get some food in the kitchen to stop the alcohol.

I only got so far as oreos.

jammed a bunch down my throat and went to bed.