This..........

This was like the first thing my gf said to me. I like cornbread. Well that's nice, dear. I like green beans. She liked green beans too. It was obviously meant to be. That's all we ate for 9 years. Cornbread, green beans and cookie dough. She refused to eat animals because they scared her. She was scared of everything, even the oven. So I had to make the cornbread. And I had to pick the beans. And I had to go to the store and buy the cookie dough because she was scared of buying things. I had to blindfold her when we ate because she was scared of the food. But then it got to where she was scared of the blind fold, and I had to shoot her with a tranquilizer dart. Now she doesn't trust me.