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After sex a female spider usually eats the male because the male will eat the baby spiders but not because she's protecting them but because she wants to eat them too. They get real kinky.
Ynotjenn 路 F
I still remember a license plate number of my neighbor when I was a kid.
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Ynotjenn 路 F
@MalteseFalconPunch: 馃憤馃憤
That putting Miracle Whip on your face is the best DIY facial mask.
Thodsis 路 51-55, M
Ferrets might have orgasms.
Thodsis 路 51-55, M
@Motherfuckerjones: I'm not a school teacher in any way. Perish the thought...
PS. Write on the blackboard 'I must not miss the extra 'm' from mammals' one hundred times. :)
PS. Write on the blackboard 'I must not miss the extra 'm' from mammals' one hundred times. :)
Muthafukajones 路 46-50, M
Thanks for the mammaries Professor.@ThodsisLorafark:
Thodsis 路 51-55, M
@Motherfuckerjones: UU :)
Th1nkF1rst 路 70-79, M
How to Program and Boot a UNIVAC AN/UYK-20 16 Bit Computer from the 1970's by using only the front panel switches. ~~ It had 512Kb of Core Memory! ~~
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totalrandoman 路 100+, M
That's so random. I heard it was a good game but never played. I got my N64 out right now. I have over 20 games.
YMITheWayIM 路 46-50, M
16875 was my roll number during O level
Muthafukajones 路 46-50, M
The value of PIE :
3.141592654.... absolutely useless
3.141592654.... absolutely useless
FurryFace 路 61-69, M
IDKFA the Doom cheat code