If I asked you to close your eyes, what would you think I was going to do?

Surprise me with a cookie? :)

Through the internet? Nothing.

Whisper in my ear that you are a better cook than me. LOLOLOL

zorroo lol i think i trust you not do anything bad to me

Either blow me or steal my wallet?

Smack me in the head.
Steal something from my desk.
Kiss me.

Have you heard about that indian girl that can swe through the 3 eye?

Conspire to kill me or someone else and I close my eyes so that I may not be a witness to your dastardly deeds....