If I drop soap in dirt is the soap dirty or is the dirt clean?

yes

Your mind tricks don't work on me.. If you drop the soap.. I will love watching you pick it up.

If no one saw the soap drop, maybe it didn't really happen 🤔

Good question...🤔

Now, if I may pose a few, of my own.

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Or, if no light falls on an object, does it still have a colour?

Or, which came first, the chicken, or the egg?

Or, maybe even... If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless, or just naked?

I just texted Socrates. I'll get back to you.

Sadie Will I Sleep with you when im rich & famous if so what year will it happen

Also, can a homeless man listen to house music?🤔

and what is the sound of one hand clapping?

And on such deep matters does the World turn ...

This is too intense and kinky...😂

The soap is now dirty

I can’t handle this

Depends....How many drinks have I had?

Both

Dirt clean

Both

yes