How intimate is the relationship between you and your toaster?

👀 does it try to seduce you with it's seductive eyes, and all its slots just begging to be fixed with taboo objects like forks and knives and cable jumpers? 👀

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MrAboo · 36-40, M

I’m cheating on my toaster with the microwave. Not only are there numerous buttons that have to pressed, but opening the door after it squeaks is oh so sensual

MougyWolf · 36-40, M

I sometimes tilt it on it side to melt the cheese on my bread as it toasts, cause I'm crazy like that. It also enjoys the experience.

Luchs · 51-55, M

It's the toastiest thing in my life atm, sadly...

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

I like to slide large things in and out of it's holes and into my mouth

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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@AuRevoir whhhhaaat! I'm missing out 😆

quitwhendone · M

@SkeetSkeet Pop Tarts?

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@SkeetSkeet Haha! I'm surprised you never had any before? They're so flaky and delicious! xD they have sweet versions too! Like strawberry and cream filling types haha!

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