How intimate is the relationship between you and your toaster?

👀 does it try to seduce you with it's seductive eyes, and all its slots just begging to be fixed with taboo objects like forks and knives and cable jumpers? 👀

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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

I like to slide large things in and out of it's holes and into my mouth

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@SkeetSkeet I want toaster stroodles..

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@AuRevoir those sound good!

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@SkeetSkeet I like the scrambled eggs ones haha! xD

SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

@AuRevoir whhhhaaat! I'm missing out 😆

quitwhendone · M

@SkeetSkeet Pop Tarts?

AuRevoir · 36-40, M

@SkeetSkeet Haha! I'm surprised you never had any before? They're so flaky and delicious! xD they have sweet versions too! Like strawberry and cream filling types haha!