How intimate is the relationship between you and your toaster?
👀 does it try to seduce you with it's seductive eyes, and all its slots just begging to be fixed with taboo objects like forks and knives and cable jumpers? 👀
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I’m cheating on my toaster with the microwave. Not only are there numerous buttons that have to pressed, but opening the door after it squeaks is oh so sensual
