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What can't women live without ?

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4meAndyou · F Best Comment
😂 Shopping! Shopping takes calories off after an overstimulation of the Chocolate Center. Overstimulation of the Chocolate Center is usually the result of shrinking and atrophy of the Need for Commitment Hemisphere due to understimulation, which causes the BOTH the Telephone Skills Center AND the Shopping Center to enlarge. The sex center usually dies away to the same size as the sense of direction at the same time because men who don't want to commit won't be getting any.

In some women, the enlargement of the Telephone Skills Center pushes outward toward the Shoe/Handbag Coordination Center, which is influenced by the Jealousy Center, and these women will definitely buy lots of shoes and handbags every time they see a pair of shoes or handbag they envy.

NOT kidding. 😂
Nimbus · M
@4meAndyou Full marks there :)
4meAndyou · F
@Nimbus Thank you for best answer! 😂

MasterLee · 56-60, M
The picture overlooks the arbitrary ambiguity membrane. It coats all decision making parts to obscure logic.
ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
@MasterLee Hah. I'm quite logical and rarely ambiguous. Nice words though!
Nimbus · M
@MasterLee Only a man of wisdom borne of experience appreciates this ;)
SW-User
A maid because they forgot to add in your cute little chart of the female brain, the catering to hubby while he watches his sports on TV and picking up after him when he lazily drops his clothes on the floor, leaves all the cubboard doors open, leaves a sloppy mess on the kitchen and bathroom counters, nostril hair and ear hair in the sink and most of all leaves the toilet seat up, forgetting to flush. 😏
Nimbus · M
@SW-User lolololol,
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ravenwind43 · 51-55, F
That is hardly the female brain lol
Nimbus · M
SW-User
Oxygen. Water. Food
Nimbus · M
@SW-User THat too ;)
Secret6620 · F
Food and water 🙄
Nimbus · M
@Secret6620 Naturally :)
Where is MURDER and space for men who dont even give a shit about us
Nimbus · M
@Dewms Good point 😯
Degbeme · 70-79, M
They need to redo this. That shopping area isn`t big enough for my wife. :P
Nimbus · M
@Degbeme lol, you have experience :)
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Nimbus Too much. 🤨
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SW-User
My chocolate center is much bigger than that 😊
Nimbus · M
@SW-User 😛
SW-User
Kinda not true at all
Nimbus · M
@SW-User I know ;)
Created by a man no doubt 😂 I can easily create one for a man...
@MasterLee sure, sure lol
@Nimbus 😜 you know it!
Nimbus · M
AbbeyRhode · F
Coffee, chocolate, and men, not necessarily in that order. 😉
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode lol, then in what order? ;)
AbbeyRhode · F
@Nimbus That depends on the man. 😏
Nimbus · M
@Nimbus i married one.. Oh he also likes his riding mower and ice cream
Nimbus · M
@SStarfish Awwww, :)

Me too, what a coincidence :)
@Nimbus nice lol
Dlrannie · 31-35, F
There’s more going on than in a mans brain
Nimbus · M
@Dlrannie e.g. cooking? :)
Dlrannie · 31-35, F
@Nimbus Heating up baked beans in the microwave isn’t cooking
thisusernameisgarbage · 26-30, M
Tampons , nail polish remover , and antiperspirant .
Nimbus · M
@thisusernameisgarbage lol, all correct.
smiler2012 · 56-60
nimbus cock 🤫 sorry I meant cocktails 😆
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 I know what you mean :)
eMortal · M
Happiness is what women crave for.
Nimbus · M
@eMortal Naturally.
Nyloncapes · 61-69, M
Ironing board lol
Nimbus · M
@Nyloncapes You're asking for trouble :)
D cell batteries
Nimbus · M
@DukeOfEarle Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit :)
Nimbus · M
@goagainsttheflow lol, enough there?
MasterLee · 56-60, M
@goagainsttheflow that is not food
TheBatQueen · 26-30, F
live without what?

Chocolate ?
Nimbus · M
@MarmeeMarch Yum :)
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Nimbus · M
@TheSirfurryanimalWales Dat is true but I confess that I like shopping too :)
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
The seat down
Nimbus · M
@whowasthatmaskedman lol, that old chestnut 😁
marmar · 100+, M
Nimbus · M
@marmar 😯 😁
Nimbus · M
@xixgun It fits ;)
Nimbus · M
@Shutup 😁
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Nimbus · M
@FeetAreFantastic Feet, feet, feet :)
SW-User
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@Nimbus always!
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Nimbus · M
@sspec Accurate? :)
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Nimbus · M
@sspec ;)

 
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