what would you say if God knocked on your door right now?

Be nicer than I have ever been to anyone... ever. Try to think of something to feed Him, definitely give Him chocolate milk, it was divinely inspired after all.😁 Ask thousands of questions.

"You got some "splainin" to do.

I’d ask him to dance with me 💃🏻

If he isn't carrying a few pizzas and some good whiskey, he's no god of mine.

I'd flip God the bird and shut the door.

I will apologize to him for the mistakes I have done in my life.

I'd give Him a hug and invite Him in

[c=#4C0073]what happened to the riches and gorgeous, amazing husband I’ve been asking you for?[/c]

tell Him there's too many idiots down here and request to go back with him... 🤔

Hand him a glass of water and ask him to do that wine trick again.

*slams door*

GO AWAY JESUS, IM NOT THE GOD DAMN MOOD TONIGHT!

Saw an individually printed T-shirt: Jesus is coming .. look busy.

Jesus used to come by and visit regularly so God wouldn't be much of a stretch.

I’d ask him why it was my door he knocked on.

Where were you when I needed you?

well its about freaking time

[i]uhh. Are you picking me up now? [/i]

"Fuck right off"

Someone slipped me drugs

welcome Him to our home 🥳

I'd tell him ,I love you!

Am I in trouble?