how do you react when someone calls your dick small?

You tell them that says a lot more about their size than yours 😉

I laugh at the straws they are grasping.

the correct term is *clitoris

i nod and say, "you're right."

cry bc they are right ._.

They’re kinda right...

It's not. So... 🤷‍♂️

That's not what your mom said 😉

How sensitive of you to ask 😂

It stings bad 😕

It's a grower not a shower, also quit looking at my crotch wtf?

It depends on who says it and what they actually know.

🥺

I’d say, “If I had a dick, it would be bigger than yours”

Tbh no one ever has ...

Usually I say: "he's a six-foot two-inch, 275 pound brick shithouse, and he's only a dick sometimes."

I would be flattered tbh

"Thank you for the compliment, thank you for looking!". Actual size is in the album. You decide if I'm small or extra small.

it’s not small, it’s not the correct fitting for your loose box 🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂

My clit looks like a small penis😱

I think its obvious i have a big dick

I put a bigger strap on, on

:) if you are running for President you make up a comical name for them that will outlive them.

Like 'Liddle Marco',
or 'Flake Jeff',
or 'low energy Jeb'

Nod and say you aren’t telling me anything I don’t know

I cry and get hard

Tell them they couldn`t say take it out if it was in their mouth.

Since I don't date elephants, it hasn't happened yet