What Would You Do One a Public Stage for $1000?

Take a nap. Possibly fart a few times.

Once played classical guitar in front of a crowd of people, no pay. A little unnerving but I got through it. Wouldn't do it all the time though.

I can stand there and tell them to give me $1000 000. It might work.

The helicopter penis

Nothing if that’s an option

stare in disbelief

U mean do on stage