Should I open a gay bar called Hell next to a church?

You might want to order a bunch of replacement glass windows and store them in the back - just in case one gets broken every 3 days or so.

You should open up a Ribs joint next to a mosque too... see how that goes

You should open a hell portal called gay.

Check the zoning first.

Wouldn't it make more sense to call it heaven if you want to antagonise them? It would prove that gay people do go to heaven.

It wouldn't be a smart business decision.

Good joke about hell

I wouldn't

Why would you want to do that?

Call it heaven instead