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AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
SailorMarz · F
@AlasPoorYorick my mom says you're lying
AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
Lying down by the fire with her, awwww yeah.
Moosepantspatty · 31-35, M
InvaderNice · 26-30, M
Wearing jeans and a T-shirt? Only person that would impress is you, cause you never seen a halfway decent looking guy before. 🤪
SailorMarz · F
@InvaderNice you're right, i haven't
Effloresce · 26-30, F
It was so nice outside today so I wanted to look nice and springy while teaching my students 💃🏽
shaelan · 41-45, M
I'm just going to play with this dog...nobody to impress any more. 😑
What do you care, anyway? 🙄
What do you care, anyway? 🙄
midnightsun · 26-30, M
I always dress down to look like shit and get ignored.
Works
Works
SW-User
I guess this was a wardrobe malfunction, thanks for telling me
LyricsKeepMeBreathing · 31-35, M
I'm not going out. Thus not impressing or failing to impress anyone.
Bagalamaga · 56-60, M
Sounds familiar..i also said it a few times
Prettybrat · 26-30, F
You obviously it isn't working 🤦♀️
SailorMarz · F
@Prettybrat in that case, i'm impressed lol
rickfreeman15 · 22-25, M
I'm just feeling myself don't mind me
Straylight · 31-35, F
Trust me, I'm not dressed to impress right now.
AllelujahHaptism · 36-40, M
It's impossible for me to impress
HelterSkelter1 · M
You sound like your father
SW-User
homeless women with daddy issues
SW-User
This is how I normally look though. 🤷♂️
Myself. 😯
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
SailorMarz · F
@MartinTheFirst smh, hoodlum
DDonde · 31-35, M
Nobody, that's why I'm going out like this, lol.