What would you do?

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If you didn’t show up with alcohol and weed I’d have to call the cops on you.

Invite you in, serve you dinner. ☺️ Do you dare eat the food I make??

"Lol, no you don't"

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Hi SL.

Stare mostly.

While I admit that I at times ponder the impossible, I endeavor to keep things as real as can be. The circumstances that would allow what you ask are extremely remote. So remote as to say virtually impossible.

But it's a nice dream. :)

At this time? It’s almost 1am. I’d talk to you through the letter box and then offer you some of the pasta i’m eating rn if I was sure I knew you lol.

Ask why you felt it necessary to track down my address. Could’ve just sent me a message. Or a number of other things that don’t involve showing up at my doorstep.

I would suggest you look nothing like your picture and I'm not sure I believe you without some identification

Ask you to be more specific because the internet is quite a big place.

If I had a field I’d use the wood chipper 😁.

I do live at the shore, yeah 🙂

Probably say that you must be mistaken, and try and get you to leave lol

You my homegirl, I'd give you a big hug and offer you some food

Considering i know what you look like, I'd let you in and catch up on things.

Dump your body in the ocean down the street

Outfit you in my kingdom’s finest pocketed armor

What would you do if I didnt answer the door...a woman did?

grab my coat and ask if you want to go hang out tonight

I'd send you to get beer ,it's going to be a long night

TIME BATTLE!!!! Id jump into my delorian

Offer you a beer.

I’d ask how you managed to find my address.

I'd say,come in,try not to let the cat escape.

I'd have a conversation with you lol

Wipe my search history

🙈......
Close the door

Hey Stray 👋

dom tf outta u

I'd say howdy

Give the Scientologists your home address.

Id say come on it. Lets have a talk. 🙂

I'd kiss you