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A meth head,heroin addict,crackhead and a pot head sit all at the same table how do their conversation sound?

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Shine · 22-25, F
A support group to stop drug addiction
LyricalOne · F
Pretty much like this question.
Cannabro · 31-35, M
Idk how it sounds but It ends with the pothead convincing the rest that pot is the safest and cheaper and it's quickly becoming legal everywhere. So POT WINS
SW User
[@6728,Cannabro] it's unfortunate that it still has the stigma of being a hard drug by many
ISpeakTheTruth · 31-35, M
[@6728,Cannabro] if it were that simple, people on crack would be flopping to pot. pot can't replace crack or meth. but its the gateway drug
SW User
Like jibberish then the heroin addict will rape , stab and rob them all.
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@722181,Sunlily] 😂
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@10925,waleskinder] 😂😂
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
I wanna know
Why do you think they talk any differently than we do?
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@777338,Llort] yes their brain is fried.
Have you seen this site
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@777338,Llort] what site?
MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T
I know the version of a stoner, a drunk, an acid head and J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, he of the pipe and the grin of the subGenius church. They've all been sitting in the back room of a certain adult establishment, and the college student at the desk forgets they're back there as she locks up for the night. Finding they're locked in, the pothead says: "No prob, we can just wait til morning." The drunk yells, "NAW! Let's smash down the door!" The acid-head says "Why don't we just float through the key-hole?" "Bob" grins, "Hey! Great idea!" and the others all scream as he actually shrinks to one-666,999th of his normal size (still grinning) and ZOINK! exits through the keyhole.
With a splintering of wood and a squish, Chtulhu pops up through the floorboards and yells: "Will you please KEEP IT DOWN up in that dimension??!"
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@268346,MissPriscillaPrim] 😂😂😂😂😂
MissPriscillaPrim · 70-79, T
[@810251,Ineverclosedoors] Thank you. That's my riff on a favorite passage from Rev. Stang's first Book of the subGenius... and Stang's version is a variation on a joke my father told me long before.
nedkelly · M
We all support liverpool and when will they win the EPL
Shine · 22-25, F
[@5946,nedkelly] the best
SW User
They can all talk about how itchy they are
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@6728,Cannabro] this stuff is too funny lmao!😂😂😂
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[@810251,Ineverclosedoors] Or maybe they'll all get paranoid and hide from each other.
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@461095,Boohiss] 😂😂😋
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4meAndyou · F
There are no real words. You can hear the sound of the drool hitting the table from the pothead as he stuffs cheetos into his mouth, you can hear the meth head and the crackhead banging heads, and you can hear a little gasping from the heroin addict as her lips begin to turn blue.
Ineverclosedoors · 22-25, M
[@387713,4meandyou] omg lmao😂

 
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