a vicious dog... a massive Rottweiler, blood dripping down his mouth, head hunched down low, walking slowly toward you outside..

Go inside

I would say "Hello doggie" in a nice friendly voice. Most dogs take an instant liking to me because I say that to them.

Honestly if the Rottweiler is walking slow you might be ok. Maybe the blood is from something else like it’s own wound. Generally if animals want to attack they do pretty aggressive actions beforehand.

Walk back inside.

Something is wrong with it ..... then if it snarls run! And call a vet lol

I’m gonna hide in here

Stand the wife between me and the dog.

Offer the owner a shovel

Give the dog a 9mm.

Hug him

attack

Give the dog a bone.

Squat down and start talking baby talk while wiggling my bum. Works every time! 💪🏻

My gun can say hello to the doggy

can of tear gas works good. so does stun gun. 😺