a vicious dog... a massive Rottweiler, blood dripping down his mouth, head hunched down low, walking slowly toward you outside..

Give the dog a bone.

Hug him

attack

Stand still and do nothing.

Stand the wife between me and the dog.

Give the dog a 9mm.

Go inside

Squat down and start talking baby talk while wiggling my bum. Works every time! 💪🏻

I’m gonna hide in here

Honestly if the Rottweiler is walking slow you might be ok. Maybe the blood is from something else like it’s own wound. Generally if animals want to attack they do pretty aggressive actions beforehand.

Walk back inside.

Offer the owner a shovel

My gun can say hello to the doggy

I would say "Hello doggie" in a nice friendly voice. Most dogs take an instant liking to me because I say that to them.

can of tear gas works good. so does stun gun. 😺

Something is wrong with it ..... then if it snarls run! And call a vet lol