I'm gonna meet my next wife on tinder

@NickiHijab 😈

The porn kind of raunchy sex. Lol I am not sure men want a woman from Tinder that is only in to missionary style do you?@EnigmaticGeek

@SimplyLovely they just want a warm wet hole. I mean, it's tinder..

@SimplyLovely Well, porn sex actually isn't all that satisfying, at least not the professionally made stuff. Because of the camera angles, and positioning, the sex actually sucks a lot of the time, and not in a fun way, either, from what I've read about it from the writings of some porn actors.

I'd love to have someone in my life who wanted missionary sex. It can be awesome with the right person. And, it's the best position for making babies, too.

@LyricalOne yep. And in a years time, we won't end up dead in a ditch somewhere.

@SW-User It's not looking good. 😕

@BlackHeart maybe. Should I send bacon a nude?? Would that immediately mean bacon will be my one and only?

Bacon is more of a side dish... get you some sausage or oyster.. depends what you like 😂

@BlackHeart hahaha 😂

@MrK007 she's out there. Waiting for me to ask for a nude

You’re killing me! 😂@SW-User

@EnigmaticGeek two and a half. Aaaand that's as specific as I'd like to get 😂

@SW-User Well, in that case I won't ask the obvious questions involving knives, shovels, lime, etc. 🤔

I though we might compare notes, as I have 3 ex-wives, but they are not in fractional pieces, or at least they weren't the last time I saw each of them.

@EnigmaticGeek 😳

@SW-User *judging*

@SW-User plz don't. I'm needy 😓

@SW-User shhhhhh! Isso key 😚