I'm gonna meet my next wife on tinder

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BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Hahaha me too.. probably not but atleast im trying 😂

SW-User

@BlackHeart here you go.

SW-User

@BlackHeart update: I matched with the fucking bacon..

BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Hit that super like oh my god i hope its a match

SW-User

@BlackHeart nah not gonna waste that

What even is life???

BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Ok play it cool.. now.. just be yourself.. if bacon doesnt like that.. then be someone else.. someone cool.. what does bacon like? Do you think bacon is into 69?

SW-User

@BlackHeart maybe. Should I send bacon a nude?? Would that immediately mean bacon will be my one and only?

BlackHeart · 31-35, M

Bacon is more of a side dish... get you some sausage or oyster.. depends what you like 😂

SW-User

@BlackHeart hahaha 😂